1 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:27,250 So lonely! 2 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:35,875 Do you know 3 00:01:36,475 --> 00:01:40,075 the pain of living alone? 4 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,272 Don’t you pity me, 5 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:44,750 a widow of 30 years? 6 00:01:46,075 --> 00:01:48,275 I’ve been praying, 7 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:52,000 but no man has come along. 8 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:04,650 How come you keep quiet? 9 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,375 Are you ignoring me? 10 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,750 Say something! 11 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,200 God! 12 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:29,150 Looks so bizarre. 13 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:36,075 What’s this stick for? 14 00:02:50,225 --> 00:02:51,225 What the… 15 00:02:59,725 --> 00:03:00,725 What’s going on? 16 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,372 As soon as she said that, 17 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:22,325 it turned into a man and did her? 18 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:28,247 What is this… 19 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:29,275 Chief! 20 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,600 My stomach… 21 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:37,150 That prick… 22 00:03:39,775 --> 00:03:44,025 What’s this for? 23 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:07,525 Let’s enjoy our lives. 24 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,475 I told you not to say it… 25 00:04:36,525 --> 00:04:38,850 It looks so hard and sturdy. 26 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:42,800 What’s this stick for? 27 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:44,275 The totem pole’s wooden nose 28 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:49,575 couldn’t be destroyed. 29 00:05:49,775 --> 00:05:52,550 So we put it inside the 100-year old 30 00:05:52,975 --> 00:05:56,800 wine and buried it… 31 00:05:57,125 --> 00:06:01,300 …underneath the totem pole. 32 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:17,750 A Tale of Legendary Libido 33 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,225 Distributed by Showbox / Mediaplex 34 00:06:34,075 --> 00:06:35,725 How long has it been? 35 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:40,700 Producer LEE Seo-yull 36 00:06:42,225 --> 00:06:43,225 I can’t believe this. 37 00:06:45,175 --> 00:06:47,725 The rumor is true after all. 38 00:06:48,470 --> 00:06:51,800 The incident is said to have 39 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:54,275 increased Yin in the area. 40 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:01,025 The unbalance of Yin and Yang… 41 00:07:02,225 --> 00:07:03,575 Yin is too strong here. 42 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,800 Femininity is too strong here. 43 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:19,125 Gods of Heaven and Earth 44 00:07:19,850 --> 00:07:27,850 Please, hear our song 45 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:35,800 Grant my husband 46 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:44,150 a sweet dream tonight 47 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:55,272 Gods of Heaven and Earth 48 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,372 Please, hear our song. 49 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,022 Grant my husband… 50 00:07:59,050 --> 00:08:01,750 …a sweet dream tonight 51 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:29,400 Scrub it well! 52 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,275 BONG Tae-gyu 53 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,350 Sound Supervisor KIM Soo-hyun 54 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,750 Visual Effect KANG Han-zoo and LEE Dong-hoon 55 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,920 Make-up Artist KIM Dong-wan 56 00:09:15,275 --> 00:09:19,450 Director and Writer SHIN Han-sol 57 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,650 Who are they? 58 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:22,748 They’re thugs 59 00:09:22,776 --> 00:09:23,936 from the neighboring village. 60 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,550 No man from our village 61 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,450 dares to challenge them. 62 00:09:31,975 --> 00:09:33,950 Those wussies! 63 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,400 Pitiful sissies! 64 00:09:37,325 --> 00:09:38,825 We’re out of drinks here! 65 00:09:40,725 --> 00:09:43,300 That pig has no manners. 66 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:45,825 Got any money? 67 00:09:47,075 --> 00:09:48,950 We’ll pay when we leave. 68 00:09:49,150 --> 00:09:50,150 Get us more drinks! 69 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:51,950 Forget it! 70 00:09:52,775 --> 00:09:53,723 Ignorant bastard… 71 00:09:53,751 --> 00:09:54,775 What the fuck! 72 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:59,025 What’s he drinking then? 73 00:10:14,825 --> 00:10:15,825 Hey! Little prick! 74 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 You got a problem? 75 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,897 Something to say? 76 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,225 What did you put on? 77 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,375 Is that perfume I smell? 78 00:10:27,575 --> 00:10:29,900 Byun, please ignore them. 79 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:34,150 I don’t want any trouble here. 80 00:11:07,175 --> 00:11:08,650 You son of a… 81 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,300 It looks good. 82 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:51,050 Oh my gosh! 83 00:12:22,925 --> 00:12:25,700 - Who’s that guy? - Stop drooling! 84 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:29,075 Look at his nose. 85 00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:32,900 A big nose means a big cock. 86 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,347 Right, girls? 87 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:35,550 Hey! Hey! Hey! 88 00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:39,900 He’s not the man you think he is. 89 00:12:41,075 --> 00:12:42,075 What? 90 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:44,700 He’s the weakest of the weak. 91 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:50,275 Don’t judge a book by its cover. 92 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:52,775 What do you mean? 93 00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:55,572 Do I really have to tell 94 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,275 this story again? 95 00:12:59,325 --> 00:13:02,225 It was a night of the crescent. 96 00:13:03,025 --> 00:13:07,250 He was selling rice cakes. 97 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:09,950 Rice cakes! 98 00:13:10,775 --> 00:13:13,000 Rice cakes… Rice cakes… 99 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,600 Then he heard the water splashing. 100 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:26,650 He made his way carefully over. 101 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,596 There was a beautiful, naked girl bathing in the tub. 102 00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:35,525 The sight made his heart race. Then he thought… 103 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,300 ‘It’s none of my business.’ 104 00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:48,950 And he turned around. 105 00:13:49,075 --> 00:13:50,100 Here! 106 00:14:03,725 --> 00:14:06,575 It’s a buck for two. 107 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,050 But I’ll give you one more 108 00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:10,450 for free. 109 00:14:27,225 --> 00:14:28,225 Is this your first time? 110 00:14:33,075 --> 00:14:34,275 Must be. 111 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,872 Your voice sounds… 112 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,000 What about it? 113 00:14:38,475 --> 00:14:40,050 Do I sound old? 114 00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:49,525 The old get horny, too. 115 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,575 Maybe I’m doomed for life. 116 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,272 Of all the men in this world 117 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,725 you came along. 118 00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:03,600 Some luck! 119 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,550 Why? What’s wrong with me? 120 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,350 You don’t know? 121 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,700 A straw is thicker than your thing. 122 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,050 A straw? 123 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,250 You’re like an eunuch! 124 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,300 An eunuch? 125 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:29,775 Is that true? 126 00:15:30,725 --> 00:15:32,322 You girls haven’t been here 127 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:34,525 long enough to know. 128 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,425 Only if his lower half worked 129 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,700 as well as his mouth. 130 00:15:44,725 --> 00:15:50,325 He’s just a shell of a man. 131 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:59,225 Hey, don’t look at me like that. 132 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,247 I’m still your first girl! 133 00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:03,275 Remember? 134 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,600 Brother! 135 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:54,400 God, he’s so manly. 136 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,900 Unlike his brother! 137 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:00,922 Look at his thing. 138 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,575 No woman can say no. 139 00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:48,550 You’re Byun, aren’t you? 140 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,950 No, I’m not. 141 00:17:56,150 --> 00:18:00,500 I can tell by the pissing sound. 142 00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:03,125 I’m not Byun! 143 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,625 No, I’m pretty sure. 144 00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,650 Why didn’t you step aside? 145 00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:56,950 Ouch! 146 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,350 What the fuck! 147 00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:10,325 Kang-mok! 148 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,075 He’s drunk. 149 00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,275 Please forgive him. 150 00:19:17,975 --> 00:19:19,025 So sorry. 151 00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:23,250 Byun, let’s go. 152 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,900 Stop acting like you’re all that. 153 00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:34,850 I want to get drunk. 154 00:19:36,225 --> 00:19:40,550 I’m gonna get wasted! 155 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:55,575 A real man with a wussy brother… 156 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:59,700 How could they be brothers? 157 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,575 Kang-mok cares so much 158 00:20:02,825 --> 00:20:04,325 for his brother… 159 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,922 …because he’s half the man 160 00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:09,200 that he should be. 161 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,900 I bet he puts him before his life. 162 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,725 Feeling better? 163 00:20:18,025 --> 00:20:18,672 Put me down. 164 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,700 I’ll walk. 165 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,225 Stop wiggling, Byun. 166 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,575 Just put me down. 167 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,950 I got some dried squids for you. 168 00:20:30,075 --> 00:20:31,347 Who says I like it? 169 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,425 Put me down! 170 00:23:00,175 --> 00:23:01,175 Sit. 171 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,325 Sit down! 172 00:23:06,575 --> 00:23:07,575 Here. 173 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,650 It’s a ground turtle and a bear gall. 174 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:17,325 It cost me an arm and a leg. 175 00:23:18,975 --> 00:23:20,500 They say nothing’s better 176 00:23:20,850 --> 00:23:21,875 for fixing your problem. 177 00:23:22,075 --> 00:23:23,350 I don’t need it. 178 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,600 Hey! 179 00:23:30,225 --> 00:23:34,300 Byun! Byun! 180 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:59,350 Rice cakes! Rice cakes! 181 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,925 Sell this to a kid? 182 00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:35,725 Byun, you’re on fire! 183 00:24:44,675 --> 00:24:45,675 Brother! 184 00:24:49,075 --> 00:24:52,300 Water… Water! 185 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,650 Lie down! 186 00:24:55,975 --> 00:24:56,673 Quick! 187 00:24:56,701 --> 00:24:58,725 - Brother! - On your back! 188 00:25:06,175 --> 00:25:07,875 Move! 189 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,200 Byun! 190 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:52,875 Darling is way better, though. 191 00:25:53,525 --> 00:25:54,850 Who’s that? 192 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:56,825 Don’t you know? 193 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:57,748 She moved into a hut 194 00:25:57,776 --> 00:25:59,597 a few days ago 195 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,475 Ah, her? 196 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,747 I hear she’s a bit loose. 197 00:26:04,775 --> 00:26:06,250 Oh, that one! 198 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:08,375 Huddle up. 199 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:10,650 Rumor has it that 200 00:26:10,975 --> 00:26:13,800 when she was young.. 201 00:26:14,225 --> 00:26:15,850 …she was captured by the Japanese 202 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,475 as a sex slave. 203 00:26:19,725 --> 00:26:21,875 Then she managed to escape. 204 00:26:22,825 --> 00:26:24,825 - You know what? - What? 205 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,975 Her eyes are so sexy. 206 00:26:27,475 --> 00:26:29,525 So are her scarlet lips. 207 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:33,450 I bet she’s real horny. 208 00:26:34,575 --> 00:26:37,900 Like you have done her! 209 00:26:38,775 --> 00:26:40,225 Not yet. 210 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,400 But I’m planning to. 211 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:46,200 You guys want to come along? 212 00:26:51,650 --> 00:26:52,700 Where? 213 00:26:58,225 --> 00:27:00,150 She bathes here every night? 214 00:27:01,025 --> 00:27:02,425 We made a trip for nothing. 215 00:27:02,975 --> 00:27:04,950 Tonight isn’t the only night. 216 00:27:05,475 --> 00:27:06,475 I’m sorry. 217 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:09,350 Isn’t that Byun? 218 00:27:10,850 --> 00:27:12,275 What are you doing here? 219 00:27:14,775 --> 00:27:17,525 You wanted a piece of her, too? 220 00:27:22,825 --> 00:27:27,050 - No, I’m here to bathe. - Yeah, sure! 221 00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:34,575 Aren’t those breasts? 222 00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:51,150 My shoe! 223 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,950 Help! 224 00:31:37,575 --> 00:31:39,495 - If our wives catch us, we’re done. - It’s okay. 225 00:31:39,575 --> 00:31:41,675 - Keep it down. - It would be a disaster. 226 00:31:41,725 --> 00:31:43,000 Guys, be quiet. 227 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:49,575 Come on. 228 00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:10,000 - Scoot over. - Stop pushing me. 229 00:32:13,775 --> 00:32:15,925 - I don’t see her. - Look! 230 00:32:45,225 --> 00:32:46,425 What’s that? 231 00:32:54,550 --> 00:32:56,170 This is what they’re up to! 232 00:32:56,525 --> 00:32:57,605 This is what they’re up to! 233 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:02,950 So she’s that Darling whore! 234 00:33:03,925 --> 00:33:05,575 Look, bitch! 235 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:09,142 What do you think you’re doing 236 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:10,700 in broad daylight? 237 00:33:11,975 --> 00:33:13,442 You’re dead meat! 238 00:33:13,470 --> 00:33:15,472 - It feels so cool. - Cool? 239 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,750 You don’t belong here! 240 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:18,472 What’s this in your hair? 241 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,550 You’re asking for trouble! 242 00:33:22,470 --> 00:33:23,800 Get her out of the water! 243 00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:25,625 Come on, bitch! 244 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,275 Come here! 245 00:33:28,850 --> 00:33:29,850 Ladies! 246 00:33:33,725 --> 00:33:36,725 What’s this nonsense? 247 00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:37,875 Kang-mok… 248 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:40,925 Come here, assholes! 249 00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:46,472 If I see you again, 250 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,575 you’re dead! 251 00:33:49,350 --> 00:33:51,225 You shouldn’t have interfered! 252 00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:56,750 Stop right there!! 253 00:33:57,950 --> 00:33:58,950 Are you okay? 254 00:34:08,050 --> 00:34:09,275 My heart. 255 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:12,800 Don’t you understand? 256 00:34:14,425 --> 00:34:15,550 Listen well. 257 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:20,275 We have 5 days 258 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,125 to get ready for the wedding. 259 00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:26,550 Getting married? 260 00:34:27,925 --> 00:34:30,875 Got a girl stashed away? 261 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,875 Come on out. 262 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:55,925 She will be our family 263 00:34:57,950 --> 00:35:00,900 Take good care of her. 264 00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,425 She’s been through a lot. 265 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,150 Get her something to drink. 266 00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:12,125 Byun? Hey! 267 00:35:12,525 --> 00:35:13,525 Byun! 268 00:35:23,725 --> 00:35:25,875 Help! 269 00:35:26,025 --> 00:35:27,250 Please, help! 270 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,800 Anyone there? 271 00:35:33,075 --> 00:35:34,475 Help! 272 00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:41,875 Thanks. 273 00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:47,225 When will an old flower bloom? 274 00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:50,825 You’re strong 275 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,450 but weak down there. 276 00:35:56,275 --> 00:35:59,925 It looks fine outside, 277 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:05,350 but inside is a lonely soul 278 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:06,550 Nice. 279 00:36:08,950 --> 00:36:12,775 - Do you drink? - Not anymore. 280 00:36:15,025 --> 00:36:17,650 Alcohol’s good for an impotent. 281 00:36:18,525 --> 00:36:19,700 It’s too bad. 282 00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:21,525 An impotent? 283 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:23,725 What’re you talking about? 284 00:36:25,175 --> 00:36:26,825 Your brother has a birthmark 285 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,675 by his belly button? 286 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,850 And you have one on your thigh? 287 00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:37,900 It’s the dried squid. 288 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:41,875 Triviality was root of the problem. 289 00:36:43,225 --> 00:36:44,725 I can tell. 290 00:36:46,950 --> 00:36:48,350 Do you know why 291 00:36:49,150 --> 00:36:54,500 the totem pole is missing a nose? 292 00:36:57,150 --> 00:36:58,900 You saved my life. 293 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:01,800 I should repay you. 294 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:06,275 Listen carefully. 295 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:11,425 Go to the village shrine. 296 00:37:12,675 --> 00:37:15,000 Face the totem pole. 297 00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:20,450 2 steps back, 2 to the left, 298 00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:23,025 2 steps forward, 299 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:25,275 and 2 to the right. 300 00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:28,300 You’ll be where you started. 301 00:37:29,050 --> 00:37:30,850 Dig the ground and 302 00:37:31,675 --> 00:37:33,400 you’ll find a bottle. 303 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,275 Drink the potion inside. 304 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:57,425 Then you’ll bloom like no other. 305 00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:02,525 It’ll fix your impotency. 306 00:38:03,525 --> 00:38:06,375 After you wake up, 307 00:38:07,025 --> 00:38:12,525 no intercourse is allowed for 15 days. 308 00:38:13,550 --> 00:38:15,200 It should be exactly 15 days 309 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,900 from the moment you wake up. 310 00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:24,000 If you’re to have intercourse, 311 00:38:25,375 --> 00:38:27,675 you’ll lose everything. 312 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,500 I can be a real man? 313 00:38:36,575 --> 00:38:37,875 You got it! 314 00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:41,000 But remember one thing. 315 00:38:42,950 --> 00:38:44,750 Drink only one sip. 316 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,500 One sip? 317 00:38:57,925 --> 00:38:59,075 Don’t go overboard. 318 00:39:01,575 --> 00:39:03,625 Your fortune can turn into 319 00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:07,575 the village’s misery. 320 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,575 Don’t drink more than a sip. 321 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,550 Don’t get greedy. 322 00:39:14,670 --> 00:39:18,575 If you do, the village will suffer 323 00:39:19,475 --> 00:39:21,475 a great deal. 324 00:39:22,775 --> 00:39:23,775 Understood? 325 00:39:25,925 --> 00:39:26,925 Understood? 326 00:39:27,950 --> 00:39:28,950 He’s gone. 327 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,700 Hey! Hey! 328 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,600 Did you get the whole thing? 329 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:09,800 I have a bad feeling about this. 330 00:40:12,575 --> 00:40:13,900 This is not good. 331 00:40:15,450 --> 00:40:16,750 Not good at all… 332 00:40:17,475 --> 00:40:18,725 It’s out of my hands. 333 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:04,050 Stop there, you bastard! 334 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,522 You’ve been hiding here 335 00:42:06,550 --> 00:42:08,525 to evade the draft? 336 00:42:08,725 --> 00:42:12,225 - Stop it. I know this guy. - You know him? 337 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,575 Byun, where have you been? 338 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,575 I thought you left the village. 339 00:42:18,450 --> 00:42:19,650 What do you mean? 340 00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:20,847 Don’t you know 341 00:42:20,875 --> 00:42:21,550 war has broken out? 342 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:25,297 Every man has been drafted. 343 00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:27,175 So has your brother. 344 00:42:28,325 --> 00:42:30,775 He finished his duty last year. 345 00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:33,197 He went to war 346 00:42:33,225 --> 00:42:34,925 on behalf of you. 347 00:42:35,675 --> 00:42:37,722 He asked the army 348 00:42:37,750 --> 00:42:42,250 to be drafted instead. 349 00:42:42,825 --> 00:42:44,200 Because they take one man 350 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:46,475 from each household. 351 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,200 Go on. 352 00:42:50,225 --> 00:42:51,825 You’re lucky to have him 353 00:42:52,350 --> 00:42:53,350 for your brother. 354 00:42:53,825 --> 00:42:54,825 Wait up! 355 00:42:55,725 --> 00:42:58,125 What a brother you have! 356 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,400 Here. 357 00:43:57,975 --> 00:44:00,675 Would you like some…? 358 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:15,425 An old flower will bloom. 359 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:18,800 You will be in full bloom. 360 00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:23,700 It’ll fix your impotency. 361 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:31,225 What’s this smell? 362 00:45:33,850 --> 00:45:34,850 A fire? 363 00:45:35,550 --> 00:45:36,550 It’s a wildfire! 364 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,675 I gotta pee. 365 00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:21,475 You’re Byun, aren’t you? 366 00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:26,350 I’m not Byun. 367 00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:24,825 He put out the fire? 368 00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:26,500 I can’t believe it. 369 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:28,400 He’s impotent, right? 370 00:47:28,825 --> 00:47:30,375 Are you sure? 371 00:47:30,775 --> 00:47:32,275 It can’t be him. 372 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,950 Yeah, I heard his thing was 373 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,697 3 inches long. 374 00:47:35,725 --> 00:47:38,075 But you haven’t seen it. 375 00:47:38,550 --> 00:47:40,450 I heard it was 5. 376 00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:42,200 5 inches? 377 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:45,925 It’s only half the size of this. 378 00:47:46,075 --> 00:47:47,497 He couldn’t have 379 00:47:47,525 --> 00:47:49,100 put out the fire with it. 380 00:47:50,225 --> 00:47:51,550 There goes the madam. 381 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,175 Hey there! 382 00:47:54,975 --> 00:47:56,000 What is it now? 383 00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,500 Come here. 384 00:48:00,975 --> 00:48:03,600 You saw it, didn’t you? 385 00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:05,450 Is it 4 or 5 inches? 386 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,150 - Byun’s thing? - Yes 387 00:48:11,450 --> 00:48:13,775 Didn’t you say it was 5? 388 00:48:15,925 --> 00:48:17,575 Yes, it’s 5. 389 00:48:23,225 --> 00:48:27,225 That’s only the head. 390 00:48:27,550 --> 00:48:28,575 No way! 391 00:48:43,550 --> 00:48:46,250 Why’s he doing that at night? 392 00:48:47,075 --> 00:48:48,125 Just wait. 393 00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:51,500 He’ll shower afterwards. 394 00:48:56,175 --> 00:48:58,400 - They’re on the ground. - What? 395 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,450 - Both of his feet! - Really? 396 00:49:02,175 --> 00:49:03,500 How’s that possible? 397 00:49:04,050 --> 00:49:07,000 If it’s not his feet, then… 398 00:49:15,275 --> 00:49:16,275 Two. 399 00:52:58,525 --> 00:52:59,575 This, this! 400 00:53:00,525 --> 00:53:01,625 Come on, hurry! 401 00:53:02,150 --> 00:53:03,250 Rice cakes! 402 00:53:04,275 --> 00:53:05,275 Rice cakes! 403 00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:07,022 He’s coming! 404 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:08,050 Rice cakes! 405 00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:11,925 He’s here! 406 00:53:12,525 --> 00:53:13,525 Byun is coming? 407 00:53:15,350 --> 00:53:16,350 Hurry! 408 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,650 Rice cakes! 409 00:53:25,725 --> 00:53:27,150 Rice cakes! 410 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,650 Hello, Byun. 411 00:53:54,725 --> 00:53:55,900 Stop it 412 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,225 He’s gone! 413 00:54:01,550 --> 00:54:02,550 It’s over. 414 00:54:06,900 --> 00:54:07,950 Byun? 415 00:54:08,650 --> 00:54:10,000 One rice cake, please. 416 00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:11,875 Okay. 417 00:54:13,650 --> 00:54:16,950 Where should I put it? 418 00:54:18,225 --> 00:54:19,225 Right here. 419 00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:22,250 A little to the right. 420 00:54:23,725 --> 00:54:24,725 To the left. 421 00:54:25,550 --> 00:54:26,825 - Here? - Closer. 422 00:54:28,650 --> 00:54:29,650 Here? 423 00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:38,750 Hey! 424 00:54:40,050 --> 00:54:41,050 Yes? 425 00:54:52,725 --> 00:54:53,725 What the hell! 426 00:54:54,275 --> 00:54:55,275 Hey! 427 00:55:28,875 --> 00:55:29,875 I got him! 428 00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,425 Get him! 429 00:55:35,225 --> 00:55:37,325 - Hold him up! - Easy! 430 00:55:39,150 --> 00:55:40,450 Stay still! 431 00:55:57,350 --> 00:55:59,042 I’m too lonely 432 00:55:59,070 --> 00:56:01,275 I can’t live without men 433 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:05,850 He’s still living in the past? 434 00:56:06,650 --> 00:56:09,025 It shouldn’t be wasted. 435 00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,797 Life of a widow 436 00:56:14,825 --> 00:56:18,200 Only wounds from cilice 437 00:56:20,725 --> 00:56:26,025 No feast for us, poor widows 438 00:56:26,375 --> 00:56:27,447 Why doesn’t he let the snake 439 00:56:27,475 --> 00:56:29,075 out of his pants? 440 00:56:29,375 --> 00:56:33,072 Hungry for it, longing for it 441 00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:34,547 So lonely without men 442 00:56:34,575 --> 00:56:37,147 I can’t live alone 443 00:56:37,175 --> 00:56:41,000 I can’t live without men 444 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,375 Knock it off. 445 00:56:47,675 --> 00:56:49,275 How can you girls sing? 446 00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:56,100 I don’t get it. 447 00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:58,600 Why’d he turn us down? 448 00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:02,125 It must be lack of confidence. 449 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,300 Sit up! 450 00:57:07,525 --> 00:57:09,800 Why’d you bring a baby? 451 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:11,625 It’s distracting. 452 00:57:13,175 --> 00:57:15,747 We were seducing him 453 00:57:15,775 --> 00:57:17,425 in broad daylight. 454 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,347 We need to get him 455 00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:24,625 in the mood. 456 00:57:26,850 --> 00:57:28,475 An erotic mood! 457 00:57:28,525 --> 00:57:29,550 See? 458 00:57:29,925 --> 00:57:31,875 Erotic but not gaudy. 459 00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:36,122 I’ll pave the way for you all tonight. 460 00:57:36,150 --> 00:57:38,850 You ladies owe me a favor. 461 00:57:53,350 --> 00:57:56,375 You broke into my place? 462 00:57:59,450 --> 00:58:01,475 Wasting my candles… 463 00:58:02,225 --> 00:58:04,375 I got rare wine. 464 00:58:06,850 --> 00:58:10,050 I want you to taste it. 465 00:58:12,825 --> 00:58:13,872 Why’d you stop 466 00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:15,425 coming to my bar? 467 00:58:17,825 --> 00:58:19,025 Low on dough? 468 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,625 I quit drinking 469 00:58:24,525 --> 00:58:25,847 Life is no fun without liquor 470 00:58:25,875 --> 00:58:27,350 for a real man. 471 00:58:28,450 --> 00:58:30,650 I know you like to drink. 472 00:58:32,875 --> 00:58:34,125 Got a girl? 473 00:58:40,825 --> 00:58:42,025 That’s right. 474 00:58:42,550 --> 00:58:43,625 Drink up. 475 00:58:44,850 --> 00:58:48,100 It’ll make you stronger. 476 00:58:49,725 --> 00:58:50,725 What? 477 00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:52,550 Playing dumb with me? 478 00:58:55,725 --> 00:58:57,375 I’ve seen it. 479 00:58:58,775 --> 00:59:00,025 Seen what? 480 00:59:04,550 --> 00:59:08,625 - The field is so hot but... - But what? 481 00:59:09,275 --> 00:59:11,650 There’s no man to cool it down. 482 00:59:14,050 --> 00:59:15,050 You know what? 483 00:59:15,425 --> 00:59:18,375 Can you water it for me? 484 00:59:20,375 --> 00:59:22,550 Let me tell you. 485 00:59:23,525 --> 00:59:25,075 You can’t handle me. 486 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,750 You know how to bluff, huh? 487 00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:37,100 I’ve ridden more men 488 00:59:37,750 --> 00:59:40,650 than the hair on your head. 489 00:59:41,050 --> 00:59:42,475 You don’t get it. 490 00:59:42,950 --> 00:59:44,425 If I’m a hawk, 491 00:59:45,025 --> 00:59:46,025 you’re a meager sparrow. 492 00:59:49,570 --> 00:59:54,100 Don’t worry about me. 493 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:58,850 I can go on for days. 494 01:00:00,275 --> 01:00:01,850 What are you doing? 495 01:00:02,650 --> 01:00:04,450 I’m sure you know. 496 01:00:06,175 --> 01:00:08,100 - Move. - Where are you going? 497 01:00:08,475 --> 01:00:09,550 Come on, move! 498 01:00:28,650 --> 01:00:30,225 I must be nuts. 499 01:00:51,450 --> 01:00:53,150 Mom, what does this mean? 500 01:00:54,475 --> 01:00:55,975 Why aren’t you in bed? 501 01:00:57,725 --> 01:00:59,425 Study tomorrow. 502 01:01:00,425 --> 01:01:01,425 Go to bed now, okay? 503 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,850 - What the… - Don’t you ever sleep? 504 01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:13,700 What’s up with them? 505 01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:17,300 Stop pushing! 506 01:01:18,575 --> 01:01:19,675 What’s going on? 507 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:25,625 What the… 508 01:01:40,150 --> 01:01:44,025 You weren’t bluffing after all 509 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:45,750 That’s right. 510 01:01:46,950 --> 01:01:50,100 Are you sick? 511 01:01:53,225 --> 01:01:55,500 Your nose is bleeding! 512 01:01:57,650 --> 01:02:00,450 God, this is embarrassing. 513 01:02:02,725 --> 01:02:04,200 I’ll need a good 10 days 514 01:02:05,075 --> 01:02:07,725 to recover… 515 01:02:10,675 --> 01:02:12,000 10 days? 516 01:02:13,275 --> 01:02:14,450 It was that good? 517 01:02:15,350 --> 01:02:16,375 It was that good? 518 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:17,848 Wasn’t it because you 519 01:02:17,876 --> 01:02:19,500 hadn’t had any for a while? 520 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,675 You’re so negative. 521 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,600 What happened was… 522 01:02:37,325 --> 01:02:38,725 Where am I? 523 01:02:53,150 --> 01:02:55,250 Listen, Byun. 524 01:02:58,025 --> 01:03:00,125 I’m happy now. 525 01:03:02,850 --> 01:03:05,125 Three times are enough. 526 01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:07,148 377-1 527 01:03:07,176 --> 01:03:08,575 Or was it more? 528 01:03:12,850 --> 01:03:15,025 Don’t give me that look! 529 01:03:17,550 --> 01:03:18,550 Byun… 530 01:03:19,525 --> 01:03:21,175 Enough is enough 531 01:03:24,850 --> 01:03:25,850 Hey! 532 01:03:26,875 --> 01:03:28,375 Please spare me. 533 01:03:29,825 --> 01:03:32,925 I’ve had enough for tonight. 534 01:03:33,075 --> 01:03:34,575 Wait… Listen! 535 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,972 Fine, let’s get it over with. 536 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000 Come. 537 01:03:55,350 --> 01:03:57,650 I thought it was over, 538 01:03:58,950 --> 01:04:00,275 but he kept on going. 539 01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:04,325 He was breaking me 540 01:04:04,975 --> 01:04:06,000 into pieces. 541 01:04:09,925 --> 01:04:11,400 God, my back… 542 01:04:18,150 --> 01:04:22,650 Go on, go line up. 543 01:04:34,225 --> 01:04:36,225 My nose won’t stop bleeding. 544 01:04:40,725 --> 01:04:42,225 No cutting in! 545 01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:43,525 Get off me! 546 01:04:43,650 --> 01:04:44,300 Leave us! 547 01:04:44,675 --> 01:04:45,675 What’s this! 548 01:04:46,825 --> 01:04:48,900 What are you doing?! 549 01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:50,775 Oh god, help! 550 01:04:53,175 --> 01:04:54,875 Line up, girls! 551 01:05:30,275 --> 01:05:32,375 The rumor was wrong. 552 01:05:34,050 --> 01:05:35,375 What? 553 01:05:36,150 --> 01:05:41,650 It’s only half of the truth. 554 01:06:55,325 --> 01:06:57,925 What is it this time? 555 01:07:13,475 --> 01:07:14,675 What’s wrong with you? 556 01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:18,900 What the hell did you see? 557 01:07:21,925 --> 01:07:27,050 - A body, the wildfire… - What? 558 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:31,250 - A waterfall - A waterfall? 559 01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:34,950 This big! 560 01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:36,875 That big? 561 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:41,550 Pants, weapon… 562 01:07:43,675 --> 01:07:46,350 I saw this body, 563 01:07:47,425 --> 01:07:49,497 and there was a fire. 564 01:07:49,525 --> 01:07:53,600 I saw a blazing fire 565 01:07:53,775 --> 01:07:56,000 from inside the carriage. 566 01:07:56,175 --> 01:07:59,550 I was so scared. 567 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,000 And this waterfall… 568 01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:07,325 It was huge! 569 01:08:08,925 --> 01:08:10,050 That huge! 570 01:08:15,525 --> 01:08:17,175 That’s how it happened 571 01:08:17,975 --> 01:08:18,975 What? 572 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,950 It’s really this long? 573 01:08:28,525 --> 01:08:29,600 Yes. 574 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:31,720 I must summon him 575 01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:34,650 right away! 576 01:08:56,275 --> 01:08:58,725 Byun, give me a rice cake. 577 01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:02,200 I’m not selling any today. 578 01:09:02,550 --> 01:09:03,775 You know what I mean. 579 01:09:06,650 --> 01:09:08,100 I’m your big fan now. 580 01:09:10,375 --> 01:09:11,375 Sorry? 581 01:09:12,175 --> 01:09:13,048 It’s the biggest penis 582 01:09:13,076 --> 01:09:14,600 I’ve ever seen. 583 01:09:17,975 --> 01:09:20,950 Consider your tab paid. 584 01:09:24,975 --> 01:09:26,300 Look, Byun. 585 01:09:29,970 --> 01:09:32,050 I love you. 586 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,200 Pardon? 587 01:09:35,925 --> 01:09:39,375 I said I love you. 588 01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:45,500 That’s not love! 589 01:09:47,275 --> 01:09:49,025 Then what is? 590 01:09:49,525 --> 01:09:51,325 Can you teach me? 591 01:09:51,825 --> 01:09:54,525 Byun, where are you going? 592 01:09:54,975 --> 01:09:58,125 - See you tonight! - Come, Byun! 593 01:10:30,975 --> 01:10:32,322 What do we do now 594 01:10:32,350 --> 01:10:33,625 without him? 595 01:11:08,675 --> 01:11:09,975 I’m the minister 596 01:11:10,125 --> 01:11:13,075 of foreign affairs. 597 01:11:15,475 --> 01:11:17,500 Westerners in the country are 598 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:21,275 giving us a headache. 599 01:11:23,775 --> 01:11:24,775 I have a big plan. 600 01:11:26,425 --> 01:11:29,675 We’re going to have a bout 601 01:11:30,650 --> 01:11:31,650 of the century. 602 01:11:38,075 --> 01:11:40,192 If you win, 603 01:11:40,220 --> 01:11:46,175 I’ll send your brother home. 604 01:11:46,550 --> 01:11:48,222 So do your best. 605 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:49,322 Korean representative, 606 01:11:49,350 --> 01:11:50,500 step forward! 607 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:06,472 Western representative, 608 01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:07,500 step forward! 609 01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:42,897 The challenge is how many 610 01:12:42,925 --> 01:12:46,900 weights you can hold. 611 01:12:48,475 --> 01:12:51,900 Please remove your underwear! 612 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:56,725 Begin! 613 01:12:59,925 --> 01:13:00,925 One! 614 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:06,675 Two! 615 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,725 Three! 616 01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:22,900 Total amount, 3! 617 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,450 Please remove your underwear! 618 01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:42,900 Begin! 619 01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:46,250 One! 620 01:13:51,325 --> 01:13:52,975 Two! 621 01:14:12,650 --> 01:14:14,775 Three! 622 01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:18,400 Four! 623 01:14:19,625 --> 01:14:21,125 Five! 624 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,575 Six! 625 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:26,950 Seven! 626 01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:29,325 Eight! 627 01:14:30,870 --> 01:14:35,275 Nine… Ten! 628 01:14:36,625 --> 01:14:38,450 Eleven! 629 01:15:00,150 --> 01:15:02,700 Play the music! 630 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,900 Don’t worry. 631 01:15:28,825 --> 01:15:30,675 You’ll hear from him soon. 632 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:07,950 We’re too late. 633 01:16:54,775 --> 01:16:56,325 Where’s Byun? 634 01:16:56,425 --> 01:16:57,425 He’s back, right? 635 01:16:58,975 --> 01:17:00,650 What’s wrong? 636 01:17:01,075 --> 01:17:03,175 Someone died, or what? 637 01:17:04,450 --> 01:17:05,725 Yes, someone did die. 638 01:17:06,475 --> 01:17:09,450 Kang-mok is dead. 639 01:17:11,150 --> 01:17:12,400 Are you serious? 640 01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:15,000 They couldn’t find his body. 641 01:17:16,125 --> 01:17:17,725 How tragic! 642 01:17:19,450 --> 01:17:20,572 That’s why 643 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,900 he locked himself in. 644 01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:27,900 He hasn’t eaten for days now. 645 01:17:28,850 --> 01:17:29,850 God! 646 01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:32,872 Let’s get out of here. 647 01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:35,575 We’re making things worse. 648 01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:42,475 Anyway… 649 01:17:42,850 --> 01:17:44,675 Why is it so dry these days? 650 01:17:59,350 --> 01:18:02,275 She’s got resentment. 651 01:18:03,475 --> 01:18:05,525 Fever comes from it. 652 01:18:07,375 --> 01:18:08,500 She doesn’t need socks 653 01:18:09,300 --> 01:18:11,450 in the winter 654 01:18:12,125 --> 01:18:14,100 She needs water 655 01:18:14,575 --> 01:18:15,900 to cool her body down. 656 01:18:16,425 --> 01:18:19,175 She likes bathing in the pond. 657 01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:23,500 But she can’t do that anymore 658 01:18:24,570 --> 01:18:29,175 because of drought 659 01:18:30,425 --> 01:18:34,300 Her fever gets worse at night. 660 01:18:35,425 --> 01:18:36,897 So she sleepwalks around 661 01:18:36,925 --> 01:18:38,650 to find water at night. 662 01:18:39,425 --> 01:18:40,425 She will end up 663 01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:43,350 either killing herself… 664 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:44,500 …or die from fever. 665 01:18:45,550 --> 01:18:46,947 …or dance around like a lunatic… 666 01:18:47,001 --> 01:18:48,600 and finally die from fever. 667 01:18:48,950 --> 01:18:50,600 It’s really bad. 668 01:18:54,150 --> 01:18:55,350 Is there a cure? 669 01:18:57,275 --> 01:18:58,325 No. 670 01:19:08,050 --> 01:19:09,425 There’s one but 671 01:19:10,950 --> 01:19:15,625 it doesn’t require money. 672 01:19:16,925 --> 01:19:19,000 It takes a body. 673 01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:21,975 One with strong Yang. 674 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:24,200 A body? 675 01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:25,975 The art of medicine is 676 01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:29,200 the way of humanity 677 01:19:32,350 --> 01:19:34,600 It’s not easy for me to say, 678 01:19:35,770 --> 01:19:40,750 but you must sleep with her 679 01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:42,775 to cure her. 680 01:19:42,925 --> 01:19:45,525 I’m just saying it as a doctor. 681 01:19:46,075 --> 01:19:47,075 What? 682 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:55,200 I can’t force you to have 683 01:19:55,475 --> 01:20:00,200 sex with her, get it? 684 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,650 If not, she won’t be around much longer. 685 01:20:08,175 --> 01:20:09,175 It’s okay. 686 01:20:09,625 --> 01:20:10,625 It’s okay. 687 01:20:34,525 --> 01:20:37,075 It’s possible to use medicine, 688 01:20:37,825 --> 01:20:43,125 but it may take 10, 20 years. 689 01:20:44,175 --> 01:20:47,997 Bodily sickness should treated 690 01:20:48,025 --> 01:20:51,275 with another body. 691 01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:57,075 Your brother’s dead, right? 692 01:21:31,875 --> 01:21:33,625 Husband, have some. 693 01:21:35,525 --> 01:21:37,300 You’re really my husband now. 694 01:21:42,675 --> 01:21:43,775 Looks good. 695 01:21:45,850 --> 01:21:47,272 It looks better on you. 696 01:21:47,300 --> 01:21:48,300 Yeah? 697 01:22:29,325 --> 01:22:31,300 Ok, let’s wrap it up. 698 01:22:32,150 --> 01:22:32,998 The leaves are withered 699 01:22:33,026 --> 01:22:34,647 because of drought 700 01:22:34,675 --> 01:22:35,523 Can’t even wash because 701 01:22:35,551 --> 01:22:37,850 there is no water. 702 01:22:40,075 --> 01:22:42,775 How’s Byun doing? 703 01:22:43,450 --> 01:22:44,373 He’s like a dead man 704 01:22:44,401 --> 01:22:46,400 without his brother. 705 01:22:46,775 --> 01:22:48,872 Worried about him? 706 01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:50,625 Or too horny? 707 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,875 I’m not inconsiderate. 708 01:22:54,500 --> 01:22:56,875 Don’t you feel sorry for him? 709 01:22:57,375 --> 01:22:58,497 No way. 710 01:22:58,525 --> 01:22:59,373 He’s having fun 711 01:22:59,401 --> 01:23:01,025 with his sister-in-law 712 01:23:01,650 --> 01:23:02,675 That’s enough. 713 01:23:03,350 --> 01:23:05,750 Honestly, I miss him terribly. 714 01:23:07,025 --> 01:23:08,672 If I hadn’t slept with him, 715 01:23:08,700 --> 01:23:10,400 it wouldn’t be this bad. 716 01:23:18,925 --> 01:23:22,075 Are you pregnant? 717 01:23:25,475 --> 01:23:26,925 You’re in big trouble! 718 01:23:28,150 --> 01:23:29,425 What the… 719 01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:33,050 No, I am not! 720 01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:39,750 What’s that? 721 01:23:47,450 --> 01:23:48,700 Good heavens! 722 01:23:53,175 --> 01:23:54,175 What’s wrong? 723 01:23:56,950 --> 01:23:58,350 Not satisfied? 724 01:24:00,225 --> 01:24:03,175 Let’s do it again then. 725 01:24:06,025 --> 01:24:07,125 Stop it. 726 01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:08,948 Don’t overdo it 727 01:24:08,976 --> 01:24:09,976 for your sake. 728 01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:11,875 What are you talking about? 729 01:24:13,300 --> 01:24:14,450 I can do it all night. 730 01:24:16,900 --> 01:24:18,300 Come here. 731 01:24:19,675 --> 01:24:22,350 I missed you so much 732 01:24:22,725 --> 01:24:25,225 in the battlefield! 733 01:24:57,450 --> 01:24:59,625 How odd! 734 01:25:00,375 --> 01:25:03,075 If the drought continues, 735 01:25:03,725 --> 01:25:06,800 the village will be destroyed. 736 01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:09,897 It’s an omen. 737 01:25:09,925 --> 01:25:11,275 Grudge of a spinster has 738 01:25:12,575 --> 01:25:14,500 caused the drought. 739 01:25:20,570 --> 01:25:21,997 It’s an ominous sound 740 01:25:22,025 --> 01:25:23,025 of a female. 741 01:25:24,900 --> 01:25:27,575 The sound of loneliness… 742 01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:31,775 What should we do? 743 01:25:34,175 --> 01:25:37,325 Is that from Lady Bear? 744 01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:40,475 Yin wants Yang. 745 01:25:41,825 --> 01:25:45,400 We must send her a man 746 01:25:46,175 --> 01:25:48,000 full of Yang. 747 01:25:48,225 --> 01:25:53,175 You mean a man and a bear… 748 01:25:56,800 --> 01:26:04,450 That bear is God of this village. 749 01:26:05,300 --> 01:26:07,025 It’s a holy sacrifice to God! 750 01:26:07,550 --> 01:26:08,900 But that’s unthinkable 751 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:11,672 in Confucianism. 752 01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:12,700 Nonsense! 753 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:16,172 You want the village 754 01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:17,500 dry up to destruction? 755 01:26:17,850 --> 01:26:25,625 But who’s gonna volunteer? 756 01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,275 Fornicate with a bear? 757 01:26:30,450 --> 01:26:32,650 There’s a way. 758 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:39,347 Do you remember 759 01:26:39,375 --> 01:26:40,975 that wooden nose’s drink? 760 01:26:55,100 --> 01:26:57,025 It’s not here, sir. 761 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:02,598 I found it! 762 01:27:02,626 --> 01:27:03,725 But it’s open. 763 01:27:07,725 --> 01:27:08,473 Let me see. 764 01:27:08,501 --> 01:27:09,825 Give it here. 765 01:27:14,850 --> 01:27:15,900 How could it be? 766 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:21,275 Who dared to drink Yang? 767 01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,172 You’ve been at it since 768 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,725 the day before. 769 01:27:28,300 --> 01:27:29,300 Who is it? 770 01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:32,025 Who’d you fool around with? 771 01:27:34,675 --> 01:27:35,722 While we were gone, 772 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:36,950 Byun was the only man here. 773 01:27:37,950 --> 01:27:39,950 She wouldn’t have cheated on you 774 01:27:40,150 --> 01:27:42,275 if you had satisfied her in bed! 775 01:27:44,275 --> 01:27:47,075 - Am I right? - Of course. 776 01:27:50,750 --> 01:27:55,550 No, it’s not what you think. 777 01:27:58,975 --> 01:28:00,250 It’s a nightmare! 778 01:28:01,525 --> 01:28:03,900 I told him to drink one sip. 779 01:28:04,900 --> 01:28:06,650 A disaster has befallen 780 01:28:08,300 --> 01:28:12,475 on this village! 781 01:28:13,575 --> 01:28:14,950 Take Byun in! 782 01:28:15,775 --> 01:28:17,700 He caused this drought! 783 01:28:18,950 --> 01:28:22,097 He drank Yang! 784 01:28:22,125 --> 01:28:28,325 We’ll offer him to Bear! 785 01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:45,600 Byun! 786 01:28:46,300 --> 01:28:47,572 You’re in trouble! 787 01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:48,600 Come here. 788 01:29:03,100 --> 01:29:05,400 Darling! 789 01:29:12,700 --> 01:29:15,150 What’s worse is that 790 01:29:15,425 --> 01:29:16,425 your brother… 791 01:29:20,850 --> 01:29:21,900 Byun! 792 01:29:23,450 --> 01:29:24,450 Byun? 793 01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:27,750 Your brother’s back! 794 01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:30,100 Byun! 795 01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:55,725 Byun, I’m back. 796 01:30:03,275 --> 01:30:05,275 Where did he go? 797 01:30:05,450 --> 01:30:06,850 I got a dried squid for him. 798 01:30:12,050 --> 01:30:13,125 Byun! 799 01:30:16,075 --> 01:30:17,075 Byun? 800 01:30:32,825 --> 01:30:34,725 It’s good news. 801 01:30:37,925 --> 01:30:38,925 What is? 802 01:30:43,575 --> 01:30:44,750 She’s pregnant. 803 01:30:45,700 --> 01:30:47,600 She has a bun in the oven. 804 01:30:50,750 --> 01:30:56,650 Our baby in my belly… 805 01:30:58,525 --> 01:31:00,625 It’s also bad news. 806 01:31:03,070 --> 01:31:04,625 Drought will cause fever 807 01:31:04,725 --> 01:31:06,075 and kill her. 808 01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:12,500 If it doesn’t rain soon… 809 01:31:13,700 --> 01:31:15,250 Fever will kill her 810 01:31:15,625 --> 01:31:17,700 and the baby. 811 01:31:21,350 --> 01:31:26,125 It will get them both. 812 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,225 Hey, where are you going? 813 01:31:33,725 --> 01:31:34,850 Running away? 814 01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:37,042 I can’t believe 815 01:31:37,070 --> 01:31:39,825 they’re sacrificing you. 816 01:31:40,025 --> 01:31:41,497 Leave the village 817 01:31:41,525 --> 01:31:45,725 before they offer you to a bear. 818 01:31:45,950 --> 01:31:47,075 Run now! 819 01:31:47,875 --> 01:31:48,875 What are you doing? 820 01:31:49,150 --> 01:31:50,875 Run! 821 01:31:51,075 --> 01:31:52,075 It’s Byun! 822 01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:54,825 Get him! 823 01:32:23,650 --> 01:32:26,975 I had no one else to turn to. 824 01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:30,000 Water… 825 01:32:33,750 --> 01:32:34,423 Not even a single drop 826 01:32:34,451 --> 01:32:35,775 of water to drink 827 01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:44,200 Mom… Mom… 828 01:32:45,425 --> 01:32:47,450 I’m not your mom. 829 01:32:49,970 --> 01:32:52,550 What a life, poor thing… 830 01:32:54,675 --> 01:32:56,575 Get something to drink. 831 01:32:57,350 --> 01:32:58,323 We don’t have any 832 01:32:58,351 --> 01:32:59,900 to spare for this lunatic. 833 01:33:01,075 --> 01:33:02,750 Don’t be ridiculous! 834 01:33:03,725 --> 01:33:04,975 Shame on you! 835 01:33:06,825 --> 01:33:08,500 All you care about is sex. 836 01:33:12,125 --> 01:33:13,372 Do you know 837 01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:14,400 what loneliness is? 838 01:33:17,500 --> 01:33:18,448 Too much loneliness 839 01:33:18,476 --> 01:33:19,700 makes a person crazy. 840 01:33:22,350 --> 01:33:24,350 Get something for her! 841 01:33:25,050 --> 01:33:26,400 Coming! 842 01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:39,650 Aren’t you glad 843 01:33:40,825 --> 01:33:42,025 I’m back in one piece? 844 01:33:43,970 --> 01:33:46,650 Sure, we are. 845 01:33:47,025 --> 01:33:48,700 We’re so glad. 846 01:33:48,900 --> 01:33:53,450 - What’s wrong with her? - That’s… 847 01:33:53,775 --> 01:33:54,775 Where did Byun go 848 01:33:55,225 --> 01:33:57,075 when his wife is so sick? 849 01:34:00,550 --> 01:34:01,550 Darling, 850 01:34:02,350 --> 01:34:03,625 how was the wedding? 851 01:34:04,220 --> 01:34:08,225 Her and Byun? 852 01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:13,400 You mean, 853 01:34:14,700 --> 01:34:16,300 they didn’t get married yet? 854 01:34:18,500 --> 01:34:20,150 Before I got drafted, 855 01:34:20,425 --> 01:34:23,950 I told her to marry him. 856 01:34:25,025 --> 01:34:26,800 I called him my husband, 857 01:34:27,825 --> 01:34:30,100 but he didn’t believe me. 858 01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:35,022 He’s your husband, 859 01:34:35,050 --> 01:34:35,123 and he didn’t believe you? He’s your husband, 860 01:34:35,151 --> 01:34:37,850 and he didn’t believe you? 861 01:34:38,375 --> 01:34:40,172 Then Byun and Darling 862 01:34:40,200 --> 01:34:41,275 are a couple? 863 01:34:42,450 --> 01:34:43,900 You have to have a ceremony 864 01:34:44,325 --> 01:34:45,700 to make it official. 865 01:34:51,325 --> 01:34:53,075 But I have a baby. 866 01:34:58,150 --> 01:34:59,150 Really? 867 01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:06,075 Where is he anyway? 868 01:35:15,125 --> 01:35:16,547 Don’t let anybody go 869 01:35:16,575 --> 01:35:18,875 past that line. 870 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:25,075 Especially promiscuous women! 871 01:35:35,650 --> 01:35:38,900 He’s not fighting it. 872 01:35:41,500 --> 01:35:43,925 I didn’t tell him about the bear. 873 01:36:49,250 --> 01:36:50,250 It’s over. 874 01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:55,525 Byun is surely dead. 875 01:36:56,925 --> 01:36:57,925 Chief? 876 01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:00,950 Chief! 877 01:37:03,175 --> 01:37:04,250 Byun! 878 01:37:05,450 --> 01:37:07,900 Get ready to leave the village. 879 01:37:09,575 --> 01:37:13,500 Think of Darling and the baby. 880 01:37:14,550 --> 01:37:16,925 You have to take care 881 01:37:17,100 --> 01:37:18,100 of them now. 882 01:37:30,025 --> 01:37:31,625 Darling, she is… 883 01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:05,275 Is she crazy? 884 01:38:06,950 --> 01:38:08,250 What are you doing? 885 01:38:08,375 --> 01:38:11,350 Get her out of here! 886 01:38:23,650 --> 01:38:24,650 Shame on you! 887 01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:26,175 Stop it! 888 01:38:27,425 --> 01:38:29,225 A person is dying. 889 01:38:29,675 --> 01:38:31,750 What’s up with the line? 890 01:38:36,525 --> 01:38:37,473 Man, woman… 891 01:38:37,501 --> 01:38:38,675 What’s the use? 892 01:38:41,025 --> 01:38:42,575 I have a baby. 893 01:38:44,300 --> 01:38:45,300 Poor thing… 894 01:39:03,875 --> 01:39:04,875 What are you doing? 895 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:07,325 Don’t give up now! 896 01:39:08,350 --> 01:39:09,875 We can’t go down like this! 897 01:39:10,650 --> 01:39:13,775 Let’s pray to God once and for all. 898 01:39:22,150 --> 01:39:23,425 Is she going nuts? 899 01:39:24,450 --> 01:39:27,200 Playing with that drum? 900 01:39:31,675 --> 01:39:33,400 Is that all you got? 901 01:39:35,125 --> 01:39:36,522 If you’re gonna do it, 902 01:39:36,550 --> 01:39:38,050 do it right! 903 01:39:38,850 --> 01:39:40,100 She’s at it again. 904 01:39:48,450 --> 01:39:56,450 Gods of Heaven and Earth 905 01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:10,400 Please, hear our song 906 01:40:14,550 --> 01:40:18,575 Grant my husband 907 01:40:19,075 --> 01:40:27,075 a sweet dream tonight 908 01:41:38,575 --> 01:41:41,297 Gods of Heaven and Earth 909 01:41:41,325 --> 01:41:43,697 Please, hear our song 910 01:41:43,725 --> 01:41:46,242 Bless this dry land 911 01:41:46,270 --> 01:41:51,122 with rain and dew 912 01:41:51,150 --> 01:41:52,397 Grant my husband 913 01:41:52,425 --> 01:41:56,125 a sweet dream tonight 914 01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:08,447 Gods of Heaven and Earth 915 01:42:08,475 --> 01:42:10,722 Please, hear our song 916 01:42:10,750 --> 01:42:13,097 Bless this dry land 917 01:42:13,125 --> 01:42:17,547 with rain and dew 918 01:42:17,575 --> 01:42:18,722 Grant my husband 919 01:42:18,750 --> 01:42:22,125 a sweet dream tonight 920 01:44:12,325 --> 01:44:14,375 People saved themselves. 921 01:44:42,675 --> 01:44:44,225 My husband is alive. 922 01:44:45,875 --> 01:44:47,475 He’s alive. 923 01:45:15,500 --> 01:45:17,675 Where did they all go? 924 01:45:18,075 --> 01:45:19,075 Geumdong! 925 01:45:19,175 --> 01:45:23,225 - Eundong! - Ginam! 926 01:45:23,700 --> 01:45:25,425 Youngjin! 927 01:46:09,920 --> 01:46:14,250 Daddy! 928 01:46:56,500 --> 01:46:57,972 What girl wouldn’t know 929 01:46:58,000 --> 01:47:00,100 about Byun? 930 01:47:00,600 --> 01:47:02,675 I hear his thing is so thick. 931 01:47:03,375 --> 01:47:05,950 As thick as a man’s body! 932 01:47:07,475 --> 01:47:10,800 - It’s quite embarrassing, but… - What is it? 933 01:47:11,725 --> 01:47:12,473 I heard he had 934 01:47:12,501 --> 01:47:13,575 sex with a bear!